Nagangexen Random Stories
Of the time period of the smoolies, (The Smoolies are a group of people,) there was a big fat stink mean king who carried jelly beans wherever he went, his name was Jibalow Bob, Jibalow thought to destroy the kingdom of a town, and take over the remains, thus becoming it's ruler, "Huhuhhaha!, I'm going down south to conquer the land of Blashees's!". said Jibalow bob. (Blashees' was a small town that consists of people, with unique fruits and abilities, mostly and namely the powers of hypnosis. Then did he did a huge burp over his bodyguard. "I was swear I'm going to fucking kill this guy when we get to the next Town". The guard thought as he wiped his face. "Okay guys!!, let's go conquer some land!". Said Jibalow as he walked out of his castle with a giant chicken leg with BBQ sauce in his hand. He was so fat and heavy, that when he walked the ground would vibrate and I his man-boobs giggled. It took him thirteen days to get to his destination, once he saw the town he said: "alright!! Let's have some fun and eat the tasty food that this town posses!" As he held up his spear and ran down to the town and slipped on a rat, then he fell tumbling the hill. "Aaagh!! Ugh!," Jibalow screamed and groaned. Then he looked up and saw a woman. "Um who're you?". She said. I am the mighty king Jibalow!!". Said Jibalow. The quickly and calmly said: "Oh nice to meet you I'm mozadora, please prepare to die". Then she stabbed him 138 times, Sliced off his head and brought it to her king. "I have slain the idiot.., uh I mean enemy". Said Mozadora. "Paaahehaha!!, what dumb fat idiot!!, well done, as a reward when we take over the fools palace you will have access to the it's most rare treasures and golden treasures, and your own place". Said mozadora's King. Then he gathered everyone in the kingdom, and went to courtyard of his castle, and said: "Everyone!, Jibalow Bob is dead, tomorrow morning 2 hours before dawn we shall raid his castle and take over his town!" then he raised his spear and said HoooRAh!", and his minions and soldiers cheered: "HoooRAH!". conquered and took over Jibalow's land The End. Check out more funny stuff and random stories at: and SoubaDiary.WordPress.com
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