the cold

Ohhggh! When you get that annoying cold that doesn't want to stay away, it keeps coming back every time, and when you least expect it too!, and the garlic and other and ingredients were not picked up either, so you just have to deal with it, and you go to work and sneeze all over everything and everyone, it will be a very bad day, most unfortunate was joken, he went to work with the flu he was sneezing and coughing, his supervisor asked him, if he was okay, and he foolishly lied about his condition, saying "I am fine". Because he didn't want to miss work, he started his usual work, but began to feel worse, he had a big fever that kept getting worse and worse, on his break he threw up in the bathroom, and when he was eighteen minutes away from getting off work he fainted,  when he woke up his supervisor and manager were worried about him and angry with him, " if you were sick why did you come to work!? ". Said his manager.
" yes you lied to me, I asked you if you were okay and you said you were fine!". Said his supervisor. "I am sorry, I didn't want to miss work!". Said joken. His manager sighed, " look you need to get better, you are off work for a week or until you get better, now go home, if this happens you are fired". Said his manager. "Yes sir!". Said jokens, then he drove home and  on the way there his stomach started rumbling a few seconds later he had diarrhea and it went straight down his pants on the driver's seat. "Nooooo!, I can't believe it this is happening this is unbelievable,
Then he washed himself  in the shower crying from all pain in his body and humiliation, and thus joken learned his lesson, that going to very sick is not worth it.